Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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