so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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