So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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