Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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