Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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