I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Umm I'm too high to move.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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