god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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