Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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