yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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