His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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