Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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