i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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