direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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