Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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