You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Every concussion has its silver lining
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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