covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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