absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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