belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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