I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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