is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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