I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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