im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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