u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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