FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
