Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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