you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I have post one night stand depression
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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