does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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