I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We were destined to go to rehab together
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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