I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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