return my video game
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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