I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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