Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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