i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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