People with herpes should wear stickers.
we're making bets on your personal life
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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