I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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