in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
