guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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