After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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