heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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