I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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