When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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