Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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