fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
did you just send me my own nude
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have aggressive nipples.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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