Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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