is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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