Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
