While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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