I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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