so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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