White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
false alarm. still invincible.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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