kristin has been a bad kristin
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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